{"product_id":"kindreds-curse-saga-royal-balls-sword-bookmark-licensed","title":"Kindred's Curse Saga \"Royal Balls\" sword bookmark - licensed","description":"A sword-shaped bookmark inspired by Spark of the Everflame and The Kindred’s Curse Saga by Penn Cole, engraved with Diem’s iconic threat about slicing off Luther's royal balls. Fierce, funny, and unforgettable.\n\nBookmark features:\n\n• Measures 7\" tall\n• Crafted from durable black-and-gold engraved plastic\n• Lightweight and flexible\n• Fits easily in books without damaging pages\n• Officially licensed by Penn Cole\n\nIf your bookmarks lean a little too polite, this one is ready to bring some beautifully chaotic energy to your reading life. Inspired by the legendary onyx sword that makes appearances in Spark, Glow and Heat of the Everflame from The Kindred’s Curse Saga by Penn Cole, this 7\" black-and-gold sword bookmark carries one of Diem’s most iconic threats:\n\n\"If you ever call me fragile again, I’ll slice your precious royal balls off and shove them down your throat.\"\n\nElegant? No.\nEffective? Absolutely.\nA whole personality in bookmark form? Correct.\n\nCut from durable, flexible black-and-gold plastic, this bookm","brand":"zoo\u0026roo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48248201773281,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/0792\/3681\/files\/d333e6db96bdaeaa67b835fa6c44d854616d444813d55ed97417b8fd8f277cbd.jpg?v=1777237150","url":"https:\/\/thefreckledpage.com\/products\/kindreds-curse-saga-royal-balls-sword-bookmark-licensed","provider":"The Freckled Page","version":"1.0","type":"link"}